October 21, 2014
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waterlilays:

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

this always gets me

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tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

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nicksayssummer:

I HAVE FOUND IT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW HIDEKI KAMIYA IS FUCKING OBSESSED WITH AMERICAN GROCERY STORES

nicksayssummer:

I HAVE FOUND IT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW HIDEKI KAMIYA IS FUCKING OBSESSED WITH AMERICAN GROCERY STORES

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thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

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raind0wn:

insanity-and-vanity:

This pleases me

omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA

The BLO makes an appearance towards the end of the 90s documentary  Sonic Outlaws  

raind0wn:

insanity-and-vanity:

This pleases me

omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA

The BLO makes an appearance towards the end of the 90s documentary  Sonic Outlaws  

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October 20, 2014
rifftraxmike:

Submitted: Why did the chicken cross the road? is the worst joke ever written. Is it some sort of obscure meta-commentary on poultry humor? Is it pure, naked cynicism; or a kind of tired, petulant world weariness (what the Germans call Weltschmerz)? This, essentially, is the way the joke works: “Here’s a set-up with a touch of whimsy.”"Oh, I like it. I can’t wait to hear the imaginative answer!""Go to hell. You were a fool for hoping."Or am I reading too much into it and it’s just lazy, horrible joke writing? Please advise.

rifftraxmike:

Submitted: Why did the chicken cross the road? is the worst joke ever written. 

Is it some sort of obscure meta-commentary on poultry humor? Is it pure, naked cynicism; or a kind of tired, petulant world weariness (what the Germans call Weltschmerz)? 

This, essentially, is the way the joke works: “Here’s a set-up with a touch of whimsy.”

"Oh, I like it. I can’t wait to hear the imaginative answer!"

"Go to hell. You were a fool for hoping."

Or am I reading too much into it and it’s just lazy, horrible joke writing? Please advise.

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metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

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blaaargh:

1990 Jeep Freedom Concept

blaaargh:

1990 Jeep Freedom Concept

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glowcloud:

*brit voice* AMERICANS DONT HAVE LIBBY TWOBITS????? YOU DONT HAVE SNIBBLY CRUMPETS??????

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